Jessicus the Sorted

Occupation: Keeper of Magical Correspondence

Favorite Pastime: Delivering owl mail to the wrong address on purpose.

Notable Trait: Owns seven wands but insists only one actually works.

Registry Notes: Jessicus emerged from the kiln already wearing a mysterious pointed hat that seemed unusually opinionated. Upon registration, the hat spent three hours debating which guild its owner should join before ultimately declaring, “All of them.”

Since then, Jessicus has devoted her time to studying ancient spells, collecting enchanted trinkets, and teaching young gnomes that bravery often begins with curiosity.

In recent seasons, Jessicus has frequently been seen in the company of Julesworth Checkersole, Master of Exceptional Footwear. The pair have become well known throughout the realm, though reports suggest most conversations eventually turn toward shoes, magic, or both.

Whispers within the Registry suggest that a new citizen may soon be joining their household. While no official announcement has yet been recorded, several unusually tiny hats have reportedly been spotted among their belongings. The Keeper has declined to comment on the matter.

Keeper’s Note:
The Registry does not publish rumors. The Registry merely records that an unusual number of rumors currently exist.The