Jessicus the Sorted


Occupation: Keeper of Magical Correspondence

Favorite Pastime: Delivering owl mail to the wrong address on purpose

Notable Trait: Owns seven wands but insists only one actually works


Registry Notes: Jessicus emerged from the kiln already wearing a mysterious pointed hat that seemed unusually opinionated. Upon registration, the hat spent three hours debating which gnome guild its owner should join before ultimately declaring, “All of them.” Since then, Jessicus has devoted her time to studying ancient spells, collecting enchanted trinkets, and teaching young gnomes that bravery often begins with curiosity.


Size: Approximately 8″ tall and 4″ wide


Limited Edition: Numbered 2/10